First impressions: This is on their breakfast menu, it’s two hamburger/sausage-type things with bacon and eggs and cheese. The whole thing is covered in ketchup. I want to eat it every day for the rest of my life.
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: Oh! This is just a McDonald’s hamburger covered in teriyaki sauce. Alright then.
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: It’s a veggie burger and not exactly a great one. But the radioactive-looking orange sauce is actually amazing.
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: Imagine like a big mozzarella stick covered in a tangy mayonnaise-type sauce and covered in shredded lettuce. Now imagine like the most delicious version of that — this thing was AWESOME.
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: OK, did not have high hopes for this, but holy cow. It is so weird and good, don’t ask me why or how, but I totally recommend it!
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: I thought this would be some kind of breakfast-themed hot dog, but it’s just a hot dog. It’s pretty good nonetheless!
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: Did not know what these were until I looked them up later. The pizza one tastes like a hot pocket and the tuna corn one tastes like clam chowder.
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: This shouldn’t be any good, but it’s pretty great. And the avocado is not totally gross!
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: Bruuuuhhhhh, this bad boy is a cheeseburger with a big hash brown inside. This shouldn’t be a special thing, all cheeseburgers should just have a hash brown in them!
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: I had to try the chicken and, oh man, is it better than the U.S. Did not feel nearly as gross after eating this as I would have in the states.
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: I thought this was going to be more like, I don’t know, interesting? But it’s just a rice ball covered in soy sauce.
Emoji rating: out of five.

First impressions: I’m not sure what it’s called though because it’s new and Google translate says it’s called “shrimp angrily fly,” but it was good!
Emoji rating: out of five.